Ok so over the past months I have tweeted and posted about my “fake boyfriend” and my “un-boyfriend.” Which brings me to really ask,” What the heck each term means?” At first, I thought that the “Fake BF” was one that you didn’t want to acknowledge a relationship and your friends didn’t either. The “UB ( Un Boyfriend) was someone that you acknowledged you have a relationship with each other however not with anyone else. WRONG or maybe not, you can still help define it. I’m not sure that my being “Queen of the Gay Men” has an influence on these definitions. There are many more factors and labels that come into place. HELP!
Booty Call-Uh yeah, lets address this… you met one night–one person or both calls the other and you don’t know the person’s last name, occupation, birthday etc… just the phone number and of course, where one of you lives. AND of course, don’t let the door hit you on the way out no matter what time it is.
Elevated Booty Call- you know the general info about each other however you find yourself only meeting late nite in seedy bars pretending it’s dates and the door still hits you on the way out.
Dating- Can start as a booty call however, he actually takes you to dinner or lunch and there’s plans for another scheduled interlude that doesn’t happen after hours. A friend of mine said that after 6 so many planned “dates” that not necessarily includes sex, a progression and “talk” should happen.
Fake Boyfriend- customarily a gay man going to dinner, drinks or any function that you may want an escort. I personally have had Fake BF status with heterosexual males, however I don’t really know at the time if they had an agenda. The consensus is that straight men can’t be “just friends” with straight women.
UnBoyfriend-The guy that you are going out with and hasn’t met your friends…your friends tease you that it is a made up guy so they won’t try to set you up with the guy with the “great personality.”
Real Boyfriend-sorry gang, it’s been so long I can’t remember what that definition is. 🙂
So help me define all these terms…or do I need to change them, add some others? HELP!