I am a gay man magnet and I love it. If there is a gay man at a bar or party, I can guarantee you that he will be at my side by the end of the evening. Don’t get me wrong, I have many LBGQT friends, it’s just I especially attract gay men. And yes, I do have extremely exceptional gaydar.
In the 80’s you called me a “Fag Hag” the 90’s a “Fruit Fly.” Nowadays I am affectionately known as a “ Muffy Magnet.”
The gay man is truly a designer accessory and all women should have one. Don’t think that I coined that phrase—I probably ripped that off somewhere. They tell you how fabulous and beautiful you are, give fashion tips, rip your enemies to shreds AND THEN buy you cocktails. How can you go wrong? I have the luxury of having a trunk full of gay men as besties. Or should I have said closet full? Kathy Griffin has her “Main Gays” I have the “HUs” here on Maui. You know, MaHUs? Oh and let’s not forget the entourage in Honolulu-they’re called the OaHUs. BTW don’t get this confused with Dr. Seuss.
My friends think maybe this is why I’m single. I am so busy with the HU’s there’s no room for anyone else. A very good point.
p.s. if you have any suggestions for a new description of a straight girl who hangs with gay men, message me…Muffy Magnet is sooo the 2000s!